Tuesday, December 20, 2016

How Huck Finn Should Have Ended

The Short Version:


Huck: "Oh hey Tom, I want to free that slave, Jim, over there."
Tom: "Jim? Oh he's free, it says so in Miss Watson's will."

Huck: "Oh okay, cool."

The End.


The Ending Everyone Wanted:

After managing to ditch the Duke and the King at the graveyard, Huck and Jim continued along the river. The whole way they were laughing and enjoying themselves, having talks about superstition and what not. Overall enjoying one another's company.

They soon got to this town and decided to go get some supplies, they were in northern territory so Jim didn't have to pretend to be a slave. While they were heading over to the shop, Jim and Huck heard a voice call out to them.

"Jim!" 

They looked to see a black woman followed by two black men walking over. 

"Mama?" Jim replied, his voice shuddering.

They all gathered in for a big hug, tears rolled down Jim's face as he was happy to finally be with his family. Jim looked over to see Huck standing there watching and invited him to join in the hug. Huck figured he may as well since he didn't care if it was something looked down upon by society, so he walked over and joined their group hug. Jim was finally where he wanted to be.

The End.

The Ending that I would want to happen:
Huck and Tom slid down the lightning rod, this was the night they would break Jim out of his prison and get him to freedom. The shed he was kept in was guarded by several paranoid farmers with guns. They came over after hearing about the notes that were left at Aunt Sally's house. So Huck and Tom had to be very careful to get Jim out to safety. 

Well when they got down there, they followed the plan Tom carefully crafted, and got Jim out. However, when they were running along, a few of the farmers blocked the path. 

"Stop right there!" One of them shouted as they held up their gun.

Huck, Jim and Tom had no idea what to do. When all of a sudden, a figure came out of the shadows and body slammed one of the farmers, and kicked another one in the face. He then yelled:

"
CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOOOKKKIINNNN!"


Then R.K.O'd the third farmer in the path. 

Huck and the rest of them were absolutely stunned, but Tom saw this as a chance for them to escape so they contiued on and-

"Wait hold on, you're telling me that The Rock shows up and takes out the three farmers?"
"Well, uh, yea"
"Of all people why Dwayne Johnson?"
"I don't know it just seems fitting."
"This is dumb, I'm gonna go make some waffles" 

"Wait! Darius, no come back...ah well, I think my ending is pretty good."

The End.





1 comment:

  1. You are very right in your evidence for this piece. I think you even made your own piece of satire by doing so, very creative:)

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